incorrect blackwatch quotes

Moira: Where are you going? Reaper: Hell, eventually.

Cassidy: You know, Reyes, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Reaper: ... Reaper: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

Reaper: What do we say when life disappoints us? Moira: Called it. Reaper: No.

Cassidy: *lying down and crying* Moira: There, there. Why don’t you take some time off to not be around me while you’re like this?

Reaper: Hey, Cassidy? Can I get some dating advice? Cassidy: Just because I'm with Genji doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Cassidy: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Reaper: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Genji: I got distracted halfway through. Moira: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Genji: I have issues. Cassidy: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Genji: With you.

Cassidy: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet? Reaper: Why? Cassidy: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Moira. Reaper: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Genji: Did it hurt when you fell- Cassidy: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Genji: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Cassidy: ... Genji: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Reaper: Go and tell Genji why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots. Cassidy: Reaper: Do it, tell him what you told me earlier. Cassidy, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision... Moira:

Cassidy: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Genji: Strong. Reaper: Weak. Moira: An idiot, is what your are.

Reaper: What did you two do? Genji: Cassidy: Reaper: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Cassidy: Moira, I sense hostility. Moira: Good, because I hate you.

Cassidy: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Moira: Please never become a surgeon.

Reaper: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Cassidy: Burn the house down. Reaper: And what did you do? Cassidy: I made dinner. Reaper: Cassidy: Reaper: Cassidy: And burnt the house down.

*Reaper is laying on the floor with their eyes closed* Cassidy: Hey, is he sleeping or dead? Moira: Hopefully dead, I hated him. Cassidy: Yeah, me too. Reaper, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

Cassidy: I’m quick at math. Reaper: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? Cassidy: 24. Reaper: That wasn’t even close. Cassidy: But it was quick.