Totally Accurate Quotes

Harley: Isn’t this spooky?

Dinah: Isn’t what spooky?

Harley: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings? And it’s me. Huh? How’s that for a spiritual connection?

Dinah: Umm… Do I know you?

Renee: Don’t worry about Dinah.

Helena: You’re a hazard to society.

Helena: No, why?

Harley: Yeah, sure

Dinah: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Harley: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Helena: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Renee: *gives Dinah her wallet* Here, it’s not much but I hope it helps.

Helena: I’ll drive

Dinah: You? Why?

Renee: Eight

Helena: So she was off by five.

Dinah: Aw, your first prank. What was it?

Helena: I hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us and I was gonna pretend to be a hero and they were gonna shoot me and drive the van into the river and that's when the drivers would go in and pull you guys out of the water and I would be standing there like "hey guys, get pranked much?"

Renee:

Cass:

Harley:

Helena: *takes a deep breath*

Helena: That’s my lap

Dinah: Sure, I’d love to see Harley get punched.

Renee: Try again.

Dinah: I’ll stop Harley from getting punched

Helena: I was at a party smoking weed.

Harley: Absolutely

Dinah: Of course

Dinah: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*building explodes behind them*

Helena: The death penalty.

Renee: Helena, it was a parking ticket.