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Alfred, also making mashed potatoes: Don’t be daft, Master Bruce.
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Bruce, making mashed potatoes: It just feels like you don’t trust my cooking.
Alfred, also making mashed potatoes: Don’t be daft, Master Bruce.

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Tim: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Dick: What?
Jason: Ignore him.
Tim: Are you crazy? We’re not medically trained to help people.
Dick: I know DDR.
Jason: …What?
Dick: It’s what you do when people can’t breathe. DDR.
Tim: It’s not DDR.
Dick: Yes, it is.
Tim: You can’t Dance Dance Revolution on people’s lungs.
Dick: You can try.
Young Bruce: I'm pretty easy going
Young Selina: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler
Bruce: It was off by half a centimetre. It never should've been in circulation
Tim: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.
Bruce: What?
Tim: I want to be on BuzzFeed Unsolved
Bruce: Let’s go back to the ‘when I get murdered’ part.

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Jason: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.
Dick: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
Steph: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Babs: The audacity.
Dick: Alfred, do you have any books on turtles?
Alfred: Hardback?
Dick: Yeah, with little heads.
Dick: Welcome to my first blog where I will be testing different hair products
Dick: *Sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*
Dick: Right off the bat, I can tell you that this one is not very good
Jason: I was babysitting Lian today and when I told her she couldn’t eat ice cream for breakfast she told me that I wasn’t her best friend anymore.
Jason: So we compromised. She’s on her second bowl of ice cream and now I’m her best friend in the entire world.

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Tim: *Taps table gently*
Jason: *Taps back*
Wally: What are they doing?
Dick: Morse code.
Tim: *Aggressively taps table*
Dick: Ooooooooooooh!
Jason: *Slams hands onto table*
Jason: YOU BITCH TAKE THAT BACK
Tim: And, as I always say, quality over quantity.
Dick: For the last time, that saying does not apply to sleep!
Jason: Where's Tim?
Dick: In the bathroom. He takes really long showers when he's upset
Steph: How long do you think he'll be in there?
Dick: I don't know; he took a chair with him
Damian: And how do you think you’re going to stop me?
Tim: I’ll tell Dick.
Damian: …
Damian: You sick bastard.
Jason: You know my motto: Carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles
Clark: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s that last one?
Bruce, sighing: Seize the dick

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Medic: You’re losing a lot of blood! Quick! What’s your type?
Dick: Red hair, green eyes, tall…
Medic: I mean your blood type.
Dick: *Squints at wound*
Dick: Red.
Damian: So hypothetically, if I were to get another dog.
Bruce: Damian, you are not to bring another dog into the manor!
Jason: So hypothetically, if Damian lost a dog in the manor 20 minutes ago...