stefan butler? that boy dont act right

Hey man, just checking in on how you're doing 💕

stefan: Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere? It’s not illegal or anything.

Dr. Haynes: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you lost over your lifetime

colin: wow, has anyone ever told you you're beautiful?

thakur: Describe yourself in one word

Colin: you have to look me straight in the eyes

Colin: You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex??? Love??? Pathetic.

thakur: don’t hurt me! i’m your hottest friend!

peter: stefan, are you high?

Colin's evil clone: [pointing to Colin] Shoot him! He’s the evil clone!

Kitty: Colin has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was built without them.

Colin, to Thakur: Now, I don’t like to use the word “butthead” too often, because if you use it too much, it loses its impact.