Incorrect Quotes of Azeroth

Umbric: If I were the last person on earth, would you date me? Rommath: If you were the last person on earth, I wouldn't be alive.

Odyn: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

Wrathion: Guys, I have a question. Sabellian: kys <3 Wrathion: I love you too. Ebyssian: Ah, yes. Siblings.

Alexstraza: :) Vyranoth: >:( Alexstraza: Turn that frown upside down! Vyranoth: ):< Alexstraza: Not sure what I was expecting…

Lilian Voss: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

Arator: trying to buy a Father's Day card Arator: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Arator: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No… Arator: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Arator: writes You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

Turalyon: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Alleria: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game… Xal'atath, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Alleria: I was actually going to say Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Khadgar: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Maiev: Please, just say fuck.

Bolvar: What did you two do? Nazgrim: Whitemane: Bolvar: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Rommath: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I was busy doing...things. Umbric, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I also got caught up doing things. Dar'Khan: Huh, Umbric was late too. What a coincidence!

Astalor: You are not worthless. Organs are extremely expensive on the black market.