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doctor!JinJin: look, I know we used to date but let's keep this professional

MJ: ok, did i break anything?

doctor!JinJin: my HEART, DUnG-jun

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Rocky: I set the bar low, and yet I still managed to crawl under it... :(

Sanha: We get it, you're better than us at limbo

#astro #rocky #sanha #source: twitter

My b.a.p loving heart is quivering

#not a quote #not astro related

How do you advertise an ass lol

chabooty

#i hate myself #neon-naye-byeol

Eunwoo: would someone like to advertise my own ass to me

Moonbin: ...me?

Eunwoo: perfect, a previous customer!

#astro #eunwoo #moonbin #source: twitter #what even #i'm sorry

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JinJin: my alarm has a button next to the snooze button that destroys the alarm forever

Rocky: so that's why you're always fucking late

#astro #jinjin #rocky #source: twitter

Moonbin: I'm lost ;;

Eunwoo: Oh no! Do you need a map? I have an app that can-

Moonbin: Can you give me directions to your heart?

Eunwoo:

Eunwoo: The app doesn't seem to list that as a location, should I try another wording?

Moonbin:

#astro #eunwoo #moonbin

MJ: Gonna tax myself and then evade the taxes.

JinJin: absolutely despicable

Moonbin: chaotic evil™

Sanha: but then you'll go to jail!!

Eunwoo: You can never run from yourself.

Rocky: That's... interesting

#astro #mj #jinjin #moonbin #sanha #eunwoo #rocky #is mj ok #source: twitter

moon-hyuks

every time rocky sings another year is added to my life

JinJin: Big news! Everyone sit down.

MJ: I can't, these aren't my pants.

#jinjin #mj

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Sanha: I don’t care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.

Moonbin: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One can not exist without the other.

Rocky: Yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.

#not mine #fave #sanha #moonbin

Sanha: Minhyuk-hyung, are you busy? And writing Binu fanfiction doesn't count.

Rocky: Ha, ha.

Rocky:

Rocky: ...I finished it last week. What's up?

#astro #rocky #sanha

Leader

MJ: JinJin!

JinJin: What?

Eunwoo: Hyung

JinJin: What?

Moonbin: Jin Hyung!

JinJin: Whattt?

Rocky: Hyung!

JinJin: What?

Sanha: JINJIN HYUNG!!

JinJin: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Astro: Saranghae

#not mine

MJ: Well, I mean, it’s actually a really funny story! We were hanging out, and suddenly, I was like, ‘What if we got married tomorrow?' And he was like...

JinJin: '-Fine.'

Eunwoo: He's 'fine.' That is a great story.

Eunwoo: But you have no place to live.

#mj #jinjin #eunwoo #astro #myungjin

rockynroll

[texting]

Moonbin: hey wyd

Sanha: nothin, bout to go to bed, you?

Moonbin: standing behind you……at the club…

Sanha: …..

Sanha: don’t tell jinjin

#not mine

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JinJin: What are you doing?? ?

Eunwoo: I'm making chocolate pudding.

JinJin: It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Eunwoo: bc i've lost control of my life : )

#astro #jinjin #eunwoo

bruh I was legit like "gee I wonder if anyone is doing a quote thing for Astro" AND HERE YOU WERE

((oh my gosH i’m legit so happy that y’all seem to like this imma keep doing it <3

#not a quote #ohlookaflyingmintbunny

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