Incorrect Anastasia Quotes

Lily: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘s’.

Dmitry: [At Anya’s door, holding a sign that says “Homecoming?”]

Dmitry: I'm not gonna fight you.

Gleb: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

Dmitry: Hey your worship, I’m only trying to help.

Anya: Why, you stuck up… half-witted… scruffy-looking… Nerf-herder!

Gleb: What are your names?

Anya: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to a point of near-delusion. [leaves]

Vlad: Why’s Anya on the counter?

Dmitry: Man, it’s really muggy out today.

Vlad: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Anya: Come on, okay? You’re beautiful. You have nothing to be insecure about.

Dmitry: *throws stones at Anya’s window*

Vlad: On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the only one you need

Dmitry: When you’ve been living on the streets for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Vlad, at Dmitry and Anya’s wedding: I feel like my two kids grew up and then they married each other…