Jonah: Amy's with Evan now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
Ian: Oh, I'm gonna have to get over it?
Ian: God, see I didn't know that's what I had to do!
Ian: I just have to GET OVER IT!!!!
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Jonah: Amy's with Evan now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
Ian: Oh, I'm gonna have to get over it?
Ian: God, see I didn't know that's what I had to do!
Ian: I just have to GET OVER IT!!!!

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Jonah: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Hamilton: I’m not really a jewelry person.
Jonah: You don’t have to wear it.
Hamilton: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Jonah: What’s wrong with the way I dress?
Hamilton: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.
Hamilton: Not me, I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.
Dan: Ham, pull it together.
Ian: You like me? You like my personality?
Amy: I was surprised, too.
Dan: What do I do?
Amy: Oh...This is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it. I like this part.

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Hamilton: Nellie, quick, you have to pretend to be my mom to Jonah's mom.
Nellie: [takes the phone] Hello. This is...Mom Hamilton. Yes, the children are playing guns. Sorry, playing with guns. They're bleeding! Oh no. They are dead. Don't call again. [Hangs up the phone and hands it back to Hamilton]
Nellie: Sorry, I panicked.
Amy: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish!
Dan: Amy, I’ve never had a death wish. It’s just that I don’t believe that I personally even can die.
Natalie: I am so sorry for Ian's flirting.
Amy: Oh my god! That was flirting?
Dan: Did you hang out with Ian last night?
Amy: You know, yeah, I did.
Dan: Oh, hey, I love Ian.
Amy: You hate Ia–
Dan: YEAH NO SHIT!!! HONEY!!!
Amy: So you lied to me.
Dan: That depends on how you define lying.
Amy: Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Dan: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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Dan: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?
Ian: Small price to pay for self-esteem, Daniel.
Ian: She’s here.
Amy: Who’s here?
Ian: My mother, Isabel. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
Cara: Amy, how did you and Ian meet?
Amy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ian and I are not together, no...no.
Ian: Really? Sixteen no's? Really?
Hamilton: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Jonah: More like, WHO am I doing tonight?
Hamilton:
Jonah: No one. I'm free. What's up?
Jonah: Punch me in the face.
Dan: Punch you?
Jonah: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Dan: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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Amy: This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Isabel: You know, you say that so much it's lost all meaning.
Just another super duper fun reminder that this blog takes quotes from pre-existing mediums (shows, books, movies, etc.) and puts them to 39 Clues characters. If you submit a quote, please include where the quote originates from! Usually I can figure out where the original quote comes from but I’ve gotten a few submissions that are just made-up quotes. Thanks!