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Dokja: Am I a role model?

Jisuk: Damn, did I screw everything up?

Nico: So which of you is the oldest?

Dorian: It doesn’t matter which of us was born first, we’re twins. We’re the same age.

Eira: Orion?

Kody: That’s right! It’s me: your son. And it’s ‘Kody,’ Mom.

Eira: No.

Eira: O-R-I-O-N. I named you.

Kody: You ruined my life!

Oreo: What’s up?

Dr. Alda: Oh nothing, just thought I’d come see what—

Dr. Alda:

Dr. Alda: This room used to have four walls.

Scarlet: Still a vampire then?

Lauren: I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.

Kieran: Oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.

Lauren:

Kade, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. 

Suzy: Hey. 

Ethan: Hi!

Cherri: Hello.

Kade: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 

Kade: Zay doesn’t really understand Earth fruit. She thinks they are all apples. Watch this.

Kade, holding up some cherries: Hey Zay, what are these?

Zaida: Tiny apples.

Kade, points at some pumpkins: And those?

Jiwoo: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Wooin: [sighing] Jisuk’s.

Jisuk: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Vivian: Don’t let anyone else ruin your day!

Emma: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!

Obi: Remember how I said Alice and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Solaire: Yes...

Obi: Well, we’re in jail.

Oreo, angrily: ARE YOU–

C4: Fucking.

Oreo: –KIDDING ME?! YOU–

C4: Fucking.

Oreo: –IDIOT!!!

Two: ...what was that?

C4: Dad banned Oreo from swearing, so I volunteered to help her out.

Two: I think you just like saying the f-word.

Driver: As they say in the theater, fracture a femur.

Cassian: What??

Driver: The actual saying is "break a leg," but I improved it.