[Sally talking to Sue]
Sally: You know I always wanted a sister, but all I got was this dork.
Billy: She made me wear a dress until I was ten.
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[Sally talking to Sue]
Sally: You know I always wanted a sister, but all I got was this dork.
Billy: She made me wear a dress until I was ten.

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Colon: Just trust your gut.
Spooker: Colon, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission!
[Texting]
Katrina: I served cunt at a funeral today
Toast: I don't really know why people tell me stuff like this. I'm happy for you, or condolences. It's none of my business.
Housekeeper: I enjoy being taller than everyone else. It makes me feel powerful, and lets everyone else know I'm powerful.
Housekeeper: [Looks at Ghost]
Housekeeper: Maybe you should get some heeled boots.
Ghost: What are you in the mood for?
Gavin: World domination.
Ghost: That's a bit ambitious.
Gavin: You are my world.
Ghost: Aww...
Gavin:
Ghost:
Gavin:
Ghost: OH.

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Ghost: I hate you.
Spooker: I know you're lying, Ghost.
Spooker: [Turns to Colon, whispering] He's lying, right?
Colon: [Bangs his head on the wall]
[Retirement Arc]
Toast: I'm outside.
Ghost: I didn't invite you around.
Toast: ... So anyway, I'm outside-
Gavin: Why are any of us here, really? Toast, in his room, at 2 am: I’m asking about you, specifically.
Ghost: Where did you get this?! Colon: From your computer. Ghost: You hacked into my personal files?! And how did you get the password?!? Colon: ... It's "JohnnyToast"
Sally: Studies show that I’m cute. Spencer: What’s the source? Sally: Me and my mirror.

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Spooker: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.
Colon:
Colon: ...Spooks, you alright?
Spooker: [Sobs]
Toast: Okay, truth or dare?
Ghost: Truth.
Toast: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ghost:
Ghost: ...Dare.
Toast: Go to bed.
Ghost: I don’t like this game.
Spooker: Did you know if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? Gavin: ... Spooker: Because it’s capsized! Gavin: ...is it too late to switch sides so I can try to kill you again?
Toast: I'm going to ask this once and only once. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? Ghost, with a split lip: ... Nothing. Gavin, with a broken nose: What are you even talking about? Spooker, hiding under a table: Colon, from the other room: Gavin was cheating in monopoly!
Ghost: You all only hate me because you do not like me and I am mean to you. Grow up.

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Spencer: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.
Maddie: I can do that!
[Later]
Billy: Nice work! High five!
Billy: [High fives Maddie]
Maddie: [Intertwines fingers]
Maddie: I’m in love with you.
Ghost, with a large box in his hands: What would you say if I came home one day with four puppies?
Toast:
Toast: What’s in the box?
Ghost:
Toast: Sir, what’s in the box?
Ghost: I think you know.