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Venom: We're pinning you to the ceiling with our hands around your throat-
Eddie: Your point?

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Eddie: Are we fighting or flirting?
Venom: We're pinning you to the ceiling with our hands around your throat-
Eddie: Your point?

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Venom: So you like cats?
Eddie: Yeah.
Venom: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Eddie, trying to be seductive: I'm hungry Vee
Venom : Ooh should we make pancakes for us Eddie?
Eddie : no, babe... I'm HUNGRY
Venom : oooh, you want us to *bleep* you and then *bleep* all over you. Silly Eddie you could've just asked.
Eddie : ohmyfukingod
Eddie : Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Anne : Eddie , you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass
Eddie : God, give me patience.
Venom: Isn't it supposed to be 'give me strength'.
Eddie : If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Eddie: We should totally chase that robber through the dark abandoned alley.
Venom : And then eat they're head!
Anne, tearing up : They're made for each other.
Eddie: Hey V... Do you like me?
Venom :
Eddie:
Venom : We have been married for two years.
Venom: Eddie, can we have 2 straws with that chocolate milkshake?
Eddie: Aww-
Venom: With 2 straws, we can drink it double as fast!
Venom: We have a problem.
Eddie: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Eddie:Â Is something burning?
Venom, grinning:Â Just our desire for you Eddie.
Eddie:Â Vee, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Venom: You know our motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Eddie : Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Venom: Seize the dick.
Venom: Talk dirty to us Eddie~
Eddie : Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Venom: Wha-
Eddie : The economy is in shambles.
Eddie: Why are your tongues purple?
Dan: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Anne: I had a red one.
Eddie: oh.
Eddie:
Eddie: OH.
Venom:
Venom: You drank eachothers slushies?
Eddie: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Venom: You’re very hot, and we still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Anne: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Dan: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Eddie: Are you ready to commit?
Venom: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Eddie walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Vee, baby I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Venom, munching on chocolate happily: I love you too :)
Eddie: Go fuck yourself.
Venom, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch