Paper Mario the Thousand Incorrect Quotes

Vivian: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Koops: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Bobbery: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Goombella: My moral code, is that you?

Goombario:

Bow: I'm stuff.

Mario: Absolutely. What's "sanguine" mean?

Goombella: Sanguine. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means "bloody".

Mario: I've solved it! There's a booby trap every seven secONDS!

Vivian, tiredly: Mm-hmm.

Koops: Language!

Vivian: Yeah, watch your fucking language!

Bow: Alright, who taught Vivian the fuck word?!

Flurrie: "The fuck word".

Bobbery: What do you mean? You all use the F word all the time.

Ms. Mowz: Oh my god, he censored it.

Vivian: Say fuck, Bobbery.

Koops: Is she okay?

Goombella: She's just a little overwhelmed.

Koops: Why?

Mario: Take a guess.

Mini-Yoshi: ...no?

Grodus: I have survived many battles.

Koops: How?

Mini-Yoshi: I need someone to take the fall.

Koops: What did you do?

Mini-Yoshi: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Flurrie, from the other room: Oh my god.

Mini-Yoshi: ...

Flurrie: OH MY GOD!

Koops: Make it a hundred.

Vivian: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Bow: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?