Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Show & Tell
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
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@incorrect-try-guys
Keith: Okay, you're driving and Zach and Ned walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Eugene: Oh, definitely Ned. I could never hurt Zach.
Keith, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
I changed every Ned quote to Kwesi except for this one for one reason, and one reason only.
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Eugene: You have crayons?
Zach: Yes, I have—
Eugene: You're— how old are you?
Zach: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Keith, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Zach: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Eugene: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Kwesi: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Keith, trying not to laugh: I hate all of you.
Eugene: Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out.
I got to go.
Zach: Aren't you forgetting something?
Eugene: [frowns, confused, giving Zach a kiss on the forehead, before leaving]
Zach: Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
It took me a gazillion years to realise this would have worked even better with the names reversed.
Zach: Eugene, Eugene, Eugene.
Zach: I've heard this is how you summon him.
Eugene: That's Beetlejuice, dumbass.
Keith: .. Why did it work, then?
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Even though Eugene is leaving, he will still be a part of this page. His legacy shall live on forever.
Birthday next week (23rd of February) owo
Don't feel obligated to get me anything, but take a moment to spread it please 🙏🏼
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Zach: Can I tell you a secret?
Jared, struggling not to laugh: I wouldn't recommend it, no.
We need a new profile picture.
Any suggestions?
Kwesi won ✨️
We need a new profile picture.
Any suggestions?
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Keith: I wanted to surprise Becky with pizza, and she did the same for me. So now we have four pizzas, delivered by the same guy.
Source- Twitter
Eugene: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Jared, Zach, Kwesi, and Keith: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Jared: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.
Zach: What are you passionate about?
Jared: Sleeping, mostly.
*breathes in deep*
HAVE YOU ALL WATCHED NIMONA?!?!?!
it's both real and incorrect when you really think about it.
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*Shows up like an old lady at a memorial service* Hiiiii, how are you holding up? Can I get you anything?
Oh, hi, sorry for my late ass response, I haven't checked the messages on here in a while 💖
I'd like a phucking beesechurger and some chinken nungets.
