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Alec: This was a 100% successful trip

Jace: But we lost Clary???

Alec: This was a 100% successful trip

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Jace: I'm very generous! What about that one time I gave blood?

Alec, suspiciously: Whose blood?

Jace, whispering: dammit he knows me so well

#tmi #the mortal instruments #Jace Wayland #Alec Lightwood

Clary: there is no way he likes me

Izzy: Jace would literally throw himself in front of a moving car for you

Clary: Jace is suicidal. He would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun

#source: incorrectsterekquotes #tmi #the mortal instruments #Jace wayland #clary fray #Isabelle lightwood #submission

Clary: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Magnus: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

#source: twitter #got it from incorrect-viltron-quote #tmi #the mortal instruments #magnus bane #clary fairchild #do you guys.. even want stuff that isn't malec

Alec: this isn't working! I think we need to move to plan B!

Magnus: Alec we're gay. We don't need to use plan B.

#eh #tmi #the mortal instruments #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood

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Alec: Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

Magnus: So you were gay… and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay.

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Magnus: Alec, what's your status?

Alec: My status, Magnus, is extremely annoyed.

#source: artemis fowl #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #tmi #the mortal instruments

Magnus: Hey Alec, why don’t you date anyone?

Alec: My parents are strict. What about you?

Magnus: Your parents are strict.

#tmi #the mortal instruments #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #got it from incorrectfmaquotes

Alec: i just want someone to take me out

Magnus: like on a date, or with a sniper?

Alec: surprise me

#tmi #the mortal instruments #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #source: tumblr #can't find the original

Magnus: I win this round

Alec: No? I have You pinned to the floor.

Magnus: I know.

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Magnus: You know, Alec, I really don’t like your last name.

Alec: What’s wrong with Lightwood?

Magnus: I don’t know… it just doesn’t suit you. You should change it.

Alec: Change it?! To what?!

Magnus: Bane.

#source: erika r #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #tmi #the mortal instruments

Magnus: How many times would I have to flip a coin to get some head ;)

Alec: Well you have a 50% chance of getting heads so probably an average from about 1 to 2 times

Magnus: That's not what-

Alec: It's simple statistics, Magnus

#mine #malec #incorrecttmiquotes #alec lightwood #magnus bane #nsfw

The Clave: Being gay is frowned upon. You two can't spend all of your time with each other.

Person, about to invent being a parabatai: oh, haven't you heard?

#tmi #the mortal instruments #clave #mine

Magnus [seductively]: What would you do if I got you into my bed?

Alec: Is it comfortable?

Magnus: Very.

Alec: I'd sleep.

#source: bladesofyuri #tmi #malec #the mortal instruments #magnus bane #alec lightwood

Alec: can you turn on the lights

Magnus: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life

Alec: Magnus I can't see

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Magnus: Clary isn't as bad as you described her to be

Alec: You're right. She's much worse

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Malec

Magnus: pick your clothes off of the floor Alec: Why? I wasn’t the one who took them off Magnus: …

#malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #submission

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