Incorrect Swan Queen Quotes

Emma, on the phone: Ruby, you need to come over and pick me up. Ruby: What? Why? Emma: Regina is passive aggressively washing the dishes she asked me to do 6 hours ago. Emma: This house isn’t safe anymore.

Regina, sighing exasperated: What am I going to do with you? Emma: Ideally? Fuck me at some point.

Snow: You ever look at two people and wonder why they haven’t kissed yet? Henry: Every day. Emma and Regina: Why are you looking at us?

Emma: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Regina speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

Emma: *Laying face down on the floor* Snow: So Regina said she liked you? Emma, muffled: Yeah Snow: ...and you asked her to marry you? Emma: Yeah David: Oh shit. How did she react? Emma: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more *Meanwhile* Regina, striding into the Manor: Henry! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

Ruby: So… you and Regina are a thing? Emma: No, Ruby. What idiot gets into a romantic relationship with the adoptive mother of their son? Ruby: Emma: Sex is one thing but dating? Absolutely idiotic, not even remotely intelligent Ruby: … I’m going to fuck her now Emma: Don’t you FUCKING DARE-

Hook: You tricked me Regina: I deceived you, “trick” makes it sounds like we have a friendly relationship

Henry: What are the hardest things to say? Snow: I was wrong. Regina: I need help. Emma: Worcestershire sauce.