Three Goblin Art
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JVL
Today's Document
RMH
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
oozey mess
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@incorrect-second-squad
This isn’t a quote but-
“BRANDON THE SLAVE MASTER’S COMING!!”
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lmao I just remembered this blog existed and found this in my submissions box so guess what i’m posting it 83 years after it was submitted and 73 years after this fandom died because gosh dangit it’s a beautiful work of art and I thank you for submitting it.
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Thanks! Sorry I don’t post much on here anymore but I appreciate your support! :D
Kwite: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Brandon: Dude...
Brandon: Dude, it's...
Brandon: It's 4 O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
Kwite: So... you can't sleep, huh?
Kwite: Is it because of the blanket?
how do you know he saw it sjkflhdsbfhd
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/429917110 :(
i officially dislike everyone who gave that Quacksel wedding post notes because aksel saw it and now i want to fucking die
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How tall do you think Aksel and Quackity are?
Well, we already know approximately how tall Quackity is.
We know Thanos is 6′7, and judging by his streams, Quackity is definitely a lot taller than Thanos. I would say Quackity is perhaps the equivalent of 10 Thanoses (as an estimate), which would mean that Quackity is over 60 foot tall. He may be even taller than that.
Aksel, on the other hand, is a tricky one to decide, as we have no one to compare his height to. We have seen him next to Kwite in a video, but we don’t know how tall Kwite is (including his prosthetic legs) at this time. So while Aksel’s height is still up for debate, it’s safe to say Quackity is a lot taller than him.
Diesel: Now I understand why you've been in such a bad mood lately: you have updog!
Brandon: What's "updog"?
Diesel, yelling into the other room: KWITE, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND BRING THE MONEY! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!
Quackity: Why would anyone drink or do drugs? I get high off respecting women.
Henry: Here's an idea. Instead of Ant-Man shrinking and crawling into Thanos's asshole, have Ant-Man grow, shove Thanos in his asshole, and then shrink!
Brandon: Henry, I am literally begging you to leave this call.
Anï, holding a huge box: what would you do if I brought home a box of puppies
Brandon: anï what’s in the box
Anï:
Anï:
Anï: I think we both know
Brandon: I swear to God
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Henry: I got an A in my science exam so my dad went out to get me a celebration present, and we haven't seen him since.
Henry, tearing up: If anyone's heard from him, please let me or my mum know.
Henry, sobbing: Please. He hinted he would get me The Last of Us 2 and I badly want to play that game.
Brandon: Hey, dude. What's going on?
Henry, loading a Scar and hooking it over his shoulder: Gamer rebellion.
Brandon: Hell yeah. Stick it to those royal boomers.
Kwite: *brings a knife to a gunfight*
Everyone else in the lazer tag arena:
Henry: What do you think I should say to Brandon when I see him?
Aksel: It's best not to plan these things. Just say the first thing you think of in the moment.
Henry: He has teeth like a goblin's.
Aksel: Don't say that.
Anï: Look, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
Brandon, staring at the floor, quivering: Just get mad, please.
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Kwite: Welcome to fuckin' Applebees. You want the apples or the bees?
Henry: ...bees?
Kwite, turning to the kitchen door: He has selected the bees.
Henry: Wait...
Diesel: *bursts through kitchen door and marches towards Henry, carrying a huge jar of bees*
Henry, sweating profusely: WAIT...
Aksel: There's some weird-ass place names out there that make you think someone just fell asleep on their keyboard while making up a name for a city, and accidentally pressed the enter button to send it through as the actual name.
Kwite: Yeah, like that Welsh village Llanfair- Llan... Llanfairp-
Quackity: Like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, yeah.
Aksel:
Kwite:
Quackity: Who the fuck comes up with those names?