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Kwite: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Brandon: Dude...
Brandon: Dude, it's...
Brandon: It's 4 O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
Kwite: So... you can't sleep, huh?
Kwite: Is it because of the blanket?
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Kwite: *brings a knife to a gunfight*
Everyone else in the lazer tag arena:
Quackity: Why would anyone drink or do drugs? I get high off respecting women.
Diesel: Now I understand why you've been in such a bad mood lately: you have updog!
Brandon: What's "updog"?
Diesel, yelling into the other room: KWITE, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND BRING THE MONEY! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!
Kwite: Welcome to fuckin' Applebees. You want the apples or the bees?
Henry: ...bees?
Kwite, turning to the kitchen door: He has selected the bees.
Henry: Wait...
Diesel: *bursts through kitchen door and marches towards Henry, carrying a huge jar of bees*
Henry, sweating profusely: WAIT...
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Brandon: Hey, dude. What's going on?
Henry, loading a Scar and hooking it over his shoulder: Gamer rebellion.
Brandon: Hell yeah. Stick it to those royal boomers.
Henry: Here's an idea. Instead of Ant-Man shrinking and crawling into Thanos's asshole, have Ant-Man grow, shove Thanos in his asshole, and then shrink!
Brandon: Henry, I am literally begging you to leave this call.
Anï, holding a huge box: what would you do if I brought home a box of puppies
Brandon: anï what’s in the box
Anï:
Anï:
Anï: I think we both know
Brandon: I swear to God
