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woofer, watching martha the dog: who tf is this bitch

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socialkitty: i heard in america it's a tradition to wrap their turkey in craft singlets. they call it a cheezyboi.

aryum: that's nothing! in england they gift wrap their turkey in gift wrap and give it to the youngest person in the family as a present. if they eat it all in one sitting they become the new dad of the house.

snakey: even if it's the daughter?

aryum: epescially if it's the daughter.

kc: what the hell?

#kc #socialkitty #aryum #snakey #submission

snakey: what are you doing?

aryum: explaining!!

snakey: no you’re not, you’re taking off your clothes

aryum: in an explanitory fashion!!!

#aryum #snakey #my ocs #submission

OwO

snakey: OvO is just OwO but with a plague doctor mask

aryum: OvO, lwooks like you cwaught the pwaguey-waguey…. we gwoota cwure you befwore you die-wiey…..

snakey: i regret everything

#aryum #snakey #my ocs #reality rift #submission #source: tumblr

The amount of joy in my soul when a demon calls me 'kid' is unending.

KC

#KC

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random kid on halloween: are you dressed as a vampire???

Aryum, in his human form, on Earth for some reason: i guess, maybe!

#oc #aryum #human!aryum

roses are red,

KC doesn’t like blue

#talk to transformer #oc #KC #aryum

#talk to transformer #KC #oc

#talk to transformer #KC #aryum #oc

Floofkitty: vibe check!!!

Aryum: Failed

Snakey: Your vibes are horrible

Aryum: If by horrible you mean wholesome… then yeah… absolutely bud...;)

Snakey: Yeah, no, I meant that your vibes are absolute crap.

Aryum: They’re absolutely wholesome..? Why thank you snakey.. that’s so nice of you to say…

Floofkitty: failing is failing!!! *pulls out rocket launcher* prepare for death sentence!!!

Aryum: Awesome...finally a wholesome death...

#source: my main blog #my main is enraged-chihuahua #aryum #snakey #floofkitty

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Floofkitty: *giggles cutely*

Floofkitty: I’m going to snap!

#source: tumblr #floofkitty

To Snakey, despite how it appears, I’m actually not dead.

Aryum in Snakey’s room, after everyone thought he was dead

#source: tumblr #aryum #snakey

Aryum, entering Socialkitty's room, probably by phasing thru the door: Want to know something weird?

Socialkitty, visibly tired: First of all, it's four in the morning. Second of all, continue.

#source: tumblr #socialkitty #aryum

As the god of this universe, is there an undo button?

The deity that created Reality Rift after accidentally making Frag, a demon that’s made of basically computer errors (who keeps calling himself “the mistake of the universe”)

#source: rtgame #frag #deity

our (semi) immortal bois get bored

Aryum: I got a handgun. You wanna play Russian Roulette?

Gabriel: I was actually about to suggest the exact same thing.

#source: slimecicle #aryum #gabriel

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Aryum: What if you faked your own death and then killed someone?

Snakey: WHAT?!

Aryum: What if you faked your own death and murdered somebody?

Snakey: How?!

Aryum: I don’t know, a knife, I guess?

#source: tumblr #snakey #aryum

Socialkitty: Would you be Aryum?

Snakey: no, not by choice.

#aryum #snakey #socialkitty #source: the real ghostbusters

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