why not

When Melissa was younger, all she wanted to do was play softball. It was the one thing that took her away from her controlling parents. She had decided from a very young age that she wanted to play softball professionally, but her parents disapproved. She moved out of the house when she was 16, to pursue her dream. However, once her parents discovered she was still trying to play softball professionally, they threatened to disown her and her brother unless she studied accounting. By age 21, she was working underneath the leadership of Mr. Davidson and asked permission to start a company softball league. It took a long time to get it approved, and a couple of years to develop the theme items: Apocalypse themed. The main project was a meteor for the corner of the court. Unfortunately, when she announced it, nobody signed up. In fact, the responses she got were quite rude. So from that day forward, since no one could ever just let her be happy, she vowed revenge. The main question was… how?

Side Note:

Ted, gasping: NO!

Bill, squealing: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Ted: Ok we wanna hear everything!! Bill get tissues, I’ll get the wine. Does this end well or do we need more tissues?

Paul: Oh it ended very well

Bill, running in with tissues: Do not start without me!!

Ted: Alright let’s hear it, was it like intense or a soft brush as you stared-

Paul: It was perfect, we just kind of melted into it.

Ted and Bill, squealing: Aww!

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[eating pizza casually]

Emma: And then I kissed him

Charlotte: Toungue?

Emma: Yeah