ponies ft horsemen occasionally

Charlie: What about those of us who are insane and nice?

[silence]

June: How do you cook?

Charlie: You've never done this before?

Bosco: how hard could it be? we just got to get this turkey out of here. its taking up all the space in the one oven that works.

Charlie: Atlas said two more hours at 325.

June: Sounds like one more hour at 650 to me.

Charlie: Or 39,000 degrees for one minute.

Atlas: He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Merritt: Sure, I'd love to see Bosco getting punched.

Atlas: Try again.

Merritt, sighing: I will try to stop Bosco from getting punched.

Charlie: You don’t think they’re good together?

Jack: Respecting women.

Charlie: Minecraft.

Henley: Criminal justice and psychology.

Bosco: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life

Bosco: no

Bosco: i said "are you dumb?"

Bosco: i was asking him

Atlas: Do you think that was appropriate?

Atlas: I don't want tea

Charlie: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea

Atlas: Then why did you tell me?

Charlie: It's a conversation starter

Atlas: It's a horrible conversation starter

Charlie: Don't be silly, what we ate this morning has nothing to do with our current state.

Henley: Bosco, what was your breakfast?

Bosco: m&m cereal

Henley: Oh God, you see! I didn't even know M&Ms made a cereal.

Charlie: So who should we call?

June: Is through his stomach?

Lula: Wrong. It's through his fourth and fifth rib.

Lula: Stab him right there if he's giving you trouble.

June: