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Teddie: Last month, Yosuke said he was 16 years old, now he claims to be 17. Which is it, Yosuke? Better keep your story straight.

Naoto: *sees some people doing something stupid* Naoto: What idiots. Naoto: *realizes it's the rest of the Investigation Team* Naoto: Wait, those are MY idiots!

Futaba: Transfem coded? Futaba: Yeah, we're pretty good at that.

Shinjiro: I'm sick and tired of being called "mortal" like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

Sojiro: Go get a girlfriend, Ren. Futaba: Or a boyfriend! He's pan! Sojiro: Damn, no one loves you.

Chie: You use emojis like a straight person. Rise: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.

Yosuke: Hi, I'm Teddie's emergency contact. Counter person: You're here to pick him up? Yosuke: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Kotone: What's up? We're back. Aigis: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. Makoto: Death is a social construct.

Teddie: I just wanna be called cute 21/7... Yosuke: ... why not 24/7? Teddie: Snack breaks.

Makoto: "Struggle with depression" would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

Kanji: If it's this hot in July, can you imagine how hot it's gonna be in December???

Teddie: What up, I'm Teddie, I'm 16, and I never fucking learned how to read.

Yosuke, internally, about him and Yu: Two bros, chilling in the hot springs, five feet apart cuz we're not gay-