no one, absolutely nobody, ever: good job knowing the way, Zoro

A peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me and the fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant.

Luffy: Did you lose your job because of me?

Sabo: Things that are fake: gender, time, the government.

Robin: Name a way to be nice to others.

There are few things in life that can't be achieved with occult dark magic.

Sanji: Look at you! Getting romantic with all these candles! I'm touched!

[Straw Hats groupchat]

Robin: I've decided I am planning a wedding.

[in the Straw Hats groupchat]

Nami: I prevented a murder today.

Satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HE-

Luffy: To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.

Robin: Hi.

Sanji: Do you ever just touch your face and think, "There be bones in me skin."

Brook: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Koala: Hey, can you hurry up? Sabo just challenged some guy to a duel and someone honest to God handed him a sword.

Zoro: Why are you calling me at three in the morning.