Not canon you say?

Zero: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to X?

Palette: *pats the smart speaker* I like talking to Google. She doesn't judge me when I ask her stupid questions.

Zero: What’s wrong?

In the words of my friend Palette, “Ya basic.” It’s an insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.

X: signas likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles”

Eternal peace is probably overrated.

X: I have bad and good news

X: Oh fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers.

Zero, holding up their cat: stinky

Axl, about to do something really questionable: Hold my beer!

Zero: You lied?

[On the teacups ride at Disneyland]

Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know because the city is in danger. Look, okay? The city is in danger, we’re fighting an army of Mavericks… and I have a Z Saber and a long pony tail, none of this makes sense. But I’m going back out there because it’s my job. Okay? And I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did or what you were, if you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good, I’ll send Axl to come find you, but if you walk out of that door... You are Dead.

Zero: Do you want to mock people, or do you want to let me talk to X?

Sigma: What is it you think I am?

I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said “Enjoy your night” so I said “Not today, thanks” and left.

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