Kim: *Stands up* Okay, well I’m sure you’ve noticed that I’ve been going through a lot lately.

Mme. Bustier: That’s not a question.

Kim: And I know you’ve often wondered: “Who is Kim, really?”

Ivan: Nope, never.

Chloe: Until February, I thought your name was Jasper.

Kim: You know, there are times when I look out these windows, and I know you’re all thinking, “What makes the measure of this man?”

Alix: Oh my god, you’d better be dying! Kim: Look, I’m telling you all, with pride and excitement… and a lot of pride, about the new and improved Kim Chiến Lê. Here it goes: I’m bisexual. I like ladies and I like guys. Any questions?

*the class just stares at him*

Kim:  Oh, come on. You guys aren’t weirded out because I’m bisexual, are you?

Alix: No, we’re weirded out by the fact that you interrupted class to tell us that.

Hey there! My name is Mica, I’m a singer and I just uploaded a cover to Miraculous Ladybug’s Theme Song. I thought you might like it, so I wanted to share it with you ^-^

Marinette: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Marinette: Bad News - Alya finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.

Marinette: Good News - A hot person saw me do it.

Master Fu: I don’t make mistakes, Marinette. I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo.

Marinette: It’s command z.

Ladybug: Why, Chat? Why expend the effort?