100% Canon Quotes From Maximum Ride

Max, after Angel gets her kicked out of the Flock in book 6: Fang, would it be wrong to punch a child?

Gazzy, to some Erasers after beating them in a fight: look, I don’t wanna be rude, but you sad losers should go suck somewhere else

Ari: I’m never donating blood ever again. The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Iggy: what up, I’m Iggy, I’m 14 and I never fucken learned how to read

Angel, stepping over the body of an unconscious Eraser: he’s resting :)

Gazzy, after a fight: I got a fun-cussion!

Iggy, during a fight: shit, did I leave the stove on?

Gazzy, after hearing Max singing: here’s a funny story, you cannot sing

Jeb, after an argument with Max: kids are horrible, why do we keep making them?

Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated

Max: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.

Jeb: hi I’m here to ruin everything