Incorrect Lucissa Quotes

Lucius: I’m straight-up depressed. Narcissa has been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me a sticker this morning just for waking up.

Lucius: Well, no rest for the sexy.

Lucius: I’m a man of my word.

Severus: Why is Lucius standing on the counter?

Lucius: Can we talk one ten to another?

Bellatrix: How was the honeymoon?

Narcissa:[walking in] It’s baby making time! Pants off, Lucius!

Narcissa: What broke?

Narcissa: *hugging Lucius from behind* I want a baby.

Narcissa: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch!

Rodolphus: Who would win in a battle between our spouses?

Lucius: Hey, but at least you have that cool, pregnant lady glow.

Lucius: You’re cute when you’re angry.

Lucius, introducing Narcissa: This is my better half.