Incorrect Lucifer

Chloe: Can you please go to sleep is three am.

Chloe: You're literally 100% an idiot.

Lucifer: 99%.

Chloe:

Lucifer, sweating: What? No, of course not!

Maze: Then why is this paper full of hearts that say L+C?

Maze, drinking it: Oh, thanks Eve! What's it for?

Eve: Well, Lucifer always says you get thirsty around me.

Lucifer: I know, calm down detective, it's just tea.

Chloe: I didn't know we had tea at the precinct... What kind?

Amenadiel, exasperated: I don't know. How many?

Maze: You should see me without them.

Eve:

Maze:

Amenadiel: Hi Daniel, do you have $2500

Dan: Why do you need $2500?

Amenadiel: For an escape room.

Dan: Wha- What kind of escape room costs $2500?!

Amenadiel:

Dan: How so?

Maze: He's drunk.

Lucifer: So what?

Maze: He saw a picture of Charlotte's boyfriend.

Lucifer: ... But he's Charlotte's boyfriend.

Chloe: Watch your language, there are children in the house.

Lucifer: Oh yeah, my bad.

Lucifer: I fucking hate-

Lucifer: *covers Trixie's ears*

Lucifer: You know what, douche? There's an "u" in "stupid".

Dan: Oh yeah? Well, there's an "I" in stupid too!

Lucifer:

Dan:

Lucifer: I like your mom.