Lizzie: Jo, what colour is Hope's shirt?

Lizzie: see? see, one day you’re gonna look back at this and laugh.

Josie: hey Hope, can you help me with this zipper?

Lizzie: i forget but i do NOT forgive.

Hope: i’ve only said “i love you” to two people in my entire life.

Drunk Josie, pointing at Hope: that’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Lizzie: So Hope is doing the smart thing instead of the predictably stupid thing?

Lizzie: oh, don’t worry. we have a permit.

Hope: Jo, that was intense to say the least. Everything okay?

Josie: i wish there was a better way to deal with Penelope.

Landon: Hope's mad at me and i’m not clear on why.

Josie: the only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!

Penelope: am i in hell?

Hope: i’m in a bad mood so no one talk to me.

Josie: You’re like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.

Lizzie: I got bitten by a werewolf on my walk today

Penelope: here’s a fun christmas idea. we’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath