get memed on, son

renjun: since i’m the oldest, that makes me in charge and jaemin my wife

chenle: i don’t think that’s how that works

yunho, whispering: shhh! mingi is sleeping!

san, also whispering: oh, sorry

yunho, still whispering: what’s the matter?

jaehyun: a young boy

doyoung: my father—

mark: —ATE AN ENTIRE LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

yoongi: except my middle finger

bambam: i hate him too

youngjae: you don’t even know what he did

bambam: solidarity

byeongkwan: i know, i know. it’s bad for the environment

jin: your butt?

yeosang: uh... no

yunho: ouch. that hurt. i think you should reconsider

sehyoon: the only bags i have are under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

bambam: i know, i know. it’s bad for the environment

jinjin: your butt?