and you wonder, what if?

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(In college, following a protest gone wrong)

Elizabeth: Kate, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

David: You have to apologize to them Lucas.

Elizabeth: What isn’t clear is why people always say ‘goes without saying,’ yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying.

Liz: Can I tell you a secret?

Lucas: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Elizabeth: Lucas is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day he is fun to be around.

Kate: We have fun, don’t we, Elizabeth?

Lucas: Elizabeth, you're my best friend.

Kate: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Lucas: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.