Actually Correct Hogwarts House Quotes

Ravenclaw: How about going to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up.

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff, holding a chilli bowl: Netflix and chilli

Slytherin: ...

Hufflepuff: ...Who is forcing you to work out??

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw: I ... told you to "sleep well".

Slytherin: And I will not.

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Slytherin: I have a problem.

Hufflepuff: And the thing is... I like you.

Ravenclaw, blushing: I- I like you too!

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Gryffindor: Wait, hold it- You've liked me this whole time???

Slytherin: But I can handle it. I'm a woman, not a rat.

Ravenclaw: You CAN handle it! You are a WOMAN WITH A BADASS PERSONALITY AND A MUSHY HARD BRAIN. Or...whatever compliments brains get.

Slytherin: That was weird. Still, thank you, so do you.

Ravenclaw: Any time.

Slytherin: I literally just kissed and told you I wanted to date you.

Ravenclaw: But do you like like me? Unclear.

Hufflepuff: *laughs* what? Haha

Ravenclaw: *cries more* HAHAH no seriously I feel like garbage.

Hufflepuff, worried: Then wh- why are you laughing??

Hufflepuff: Hey, Raven! If you're free, I was thinking about going to that new donut place.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: Okay.

Hufflepuff, looking at all the books on the desk: Oh sorry, didn't see you were busy. We can go some other time!

Ravenclaw, leaving the room: No, it's too late now, you've corrupted me with your filthy arguments.

Hufflepuff: No it's fine we dont have to g-

Hufflepuff: Last time I said one of your paintings looked a tiny bit unproportional you broke the canvas and cried on the corner!

Ravenclaw: That was before, now I understand that criticism is good! Just tell me the truth about this one.

Hufflepuff: ...Okay uh I guess the color palette on it looks-

Ravenclaw: * lights a fire to burn the painting *