Slytherin: Dude I'm so tired, I'd give anything to have 8 hours of sleep.
Ravenclaw: How about going to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up.
Slytherin: No, I'm not doing that.
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Slytherin: Dude I'm so tired, I'd give anything to have 8 hours of sleep.
Ravenclaw: How about going to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up.
Slytherin: No, I'm not doing that.

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Hufflepuff: I said chilli.
Slytherin:
Hufflepuff, holding a chilli bowl: Netflix and chilli
Slytherin: ...
Hufflepuff: Please put your clothes back on, I worked really hard on this.
Gryffindor: I hate when people say "oh, you are so strong" Thanks, I literally have no other fucking choice.
Hufflepuff: ...Who is forcing you to work out??
Gryffindor:
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: I just realized I misunderstood.
Slytherin: You CANNNOT tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me!
Ravenclaw: I ... told you to "sleep well".
Slytherin: And I will not.
Ravenclaw:
Slytherin:
Slytherin: I have a problem.
Ravenclaw: Yeah no shit-

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Ravenclaw: I just realized I'll probably never be in a long-term relationship.
Hufflepuff: Why not??
Ravenclaw: Well, last time I dated someone, the guy said he loved me and I answered "ew".
Slytherin: I just had an idea!
Ravenclaw: Scratch that.
Slytherin: You haven't even heard it!
Ravenclaw: We agreed NO violence.
Slytherin: ...But-
Ravenclaw: NO.
Slytherin, scratching the paper with a pen: no violence what kind of bullshit is that
[Couple dynamics]
Hufflepuff: And the thing is... I like you.
Ravenclaw, blushing: I- I like you too!
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Gryffindor: Wait, hold it- You've liked me this whole time???
Slytherin, rolling their eyes: How'd you manage to survive this long??
Ravenclaw: Today is like there's rock bottom... Fifty feet of crap. Then me.
Slytherin: Whenever I think about my life I wanna lie facing down on the floor and scream.
Slytherin: But I can handle it. I'm a woman, not a rat.
Ravenclaw: You CAN handle it! You are a WOMAN WITH A BADASS PERSONALITY AND A MUSHY HARD BRAIN. Or...whatever compliments brains get.
Slytherin: That was weird. Still, thank you, so do you.
Ravenclaw: Any time.
Slytherin: Also you're not allowed to give out compliments anymore, they're suspiciously strange.

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Ravenclaw: So... You don't like me?
Slytherin: I literally just kissed and told you I wanted to date you.
Ravenclaw: But do you like like me? Unclear.
Slytherin: Oh, for Merlin's pants-
Ravenclaw, crying: hahah I'm so sad I feel like there is a nail in my chest Hahahah
Hufflepuff: *laughs* what? Haha
Ravenclaw: *cries more* HAHAH no seriously I feel like garbage.
Hufflepuff, worried: Then wh- why are you laughing??
Ravenclaw: *smiles with red eyes full of tears* I'm in denial.
Ravenclaw: Okaay ready to get some work done! It's early, I've had my coffee, loads of things to do ...
Hufflepuff: Hey, Raven! If you're free, I was thinking about going to that new donut place.
Ravenclaw:
Ravenclaw: Okay.
Hufflepuff, looking at all the books on the desk: Oh sorry, didn't see you were busy. We can go some other time!
Ravenclaw, leaving the room: No, it's too late now, you've corrupted me with your filthy arguments.
Hufflepuff: No it's fine we dont have to g-
Ravenclaw: SHUT UP HUFFLEPUFF, YOU'VE ALREADY CONVINCED ME, LET'S GO.
Slytherin: Ravenclaw... just accept it. They are not coming back. They're dead.
Ravenclaw, writing fanfiction and multiple theories: NOT UNTIL THE LAST BOOK IS PUBLISHED!
Hufflepuff: I’m struggling with this decision I have to make... I don't even know where to start...
Ravenclaw: Do it like me, ask yourself "what would Slytherin do in this situation?"
Hufflepuff: ...And then do the opposite thing?
Ravenclaw, nodding: And then do the opposite thing.

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Ravenclaw: STOP SAYING EVERYTHING I DO IS BEAUTIFUL, HOW WILL I IMPROVE LIKE THAT??
Hufflepuff: Last time I said one of your paintings looked a tiny bit unproportional you broke the canvas and cried on the corner!
Ravenclaw: That was before, now I understand that criticism is good! Just tell me the truth about this one.
Hufflepuff: ...Okay uh I guess the color palette on it looks-
Ravenclaw: * lights a fire to burn the painting *
Hufflepuff: RAVENCLAW NO-
Gryffindor: So where are you from? Heaven?
Ravenclaw: That's right, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line.