Incorrect Haikyuu Quotes

Yamamoto: Oh, good! You heard my call for help! Kenma: You mean your girly scream? Yamamoto: I MEAN MY CALL FOR HELP!

Moniwa: You didn't even react. You need to react when people cry. Futakuchi: I did... I rolled my eyes.

Bokuto: Thanks for coming on this date with me. Kuroo: It's not a date, bro. Bokuto: No, dude, like a man date. Kuroo: What, you don't want me? Bokuto: I mean you are great...wait, what are we doing?

Oikawa: You know what they say: you might be straight, but so is spaghetti until things get steamy... Kageyama: I have never heard anyone say that ever in my life.

Sakusa: Come on, okay? You’re beautiful. You have nothing to be insecure about. Atsumu: That is way too emotionally supportive and ya need to just lock that shit down.

Hirugami: I'm volunteering at the animal hospital. Hoshiumi [excitedly]: Animal hospital? Hirugami: The animals are the patients. Hoshiumi [let down]: That makes sense

[When they're kids] Yamaguchi: What about you? Do you have any friends? Tsukishima: ... Yamaguchi: Sorry if I hit a nerve...?

Osamu: My ma always told me to follow my heart... Suna: And...? Osamu: I ended up in front of the fridge.

Sakusa: You know I hate it when you make up words, Motoya. Komori: Are you still mad at me for saying 'snacksident'? Sakusa: Yes, very.

Usuri: In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap. Shirabu: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief. Usuri: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time. Shirabu: Justice is a non-corrosive metal. Usuri: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange. Shirabu: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold. Usuri: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil. Shirabu: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire. Usuri: Maybe I got an extended warranty. Shirabu: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose. Tendou: Oh, girls, girls, you’re both pretty.

Nishinoya: Yo Ryuu, happy Bisexual Awareness Month! Tanaka: Huh? Hinata: Happy Bisexual Awareness month, Tanaka-san! Tanaka: Why do people keep saying that to me? Daichi: Happy Bisexual Awareness month! Tanaka: …I feel like you're all hiding something from me. Ennoshita: I’m going to tell him. Sugawara, eating popcorn: Dont you dare.

Riseki: Kita-san, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me? Kita: The best revenge is letting go and living well. Riseki: … Riseki: Atsumu-san, how do I get-

Kuroo: I have feelings for you! Tsukishima: I'm sorry. Get well soon.

Aran: You promise you didn't get me bees again. Both Twins: [from a distance] Just open it!

Oikawa: You can't stay angry forever, Kyouken-chan. Kyoutani: WANNA BET?!