hedwig and the angry inch

Hedwig: *kisses Yitzhak's neck*

someone: are you a boy or a girl?

Hedwig: You're pretty dumb.

Yitzhak: So, uh I heard you like bad boys.

Why are gay people told to tone down their gayness, but no one tells straight people not to wear shorts in the fucking snow?

Hedwig: I could get you deported right now

oh, look, it's I-hate-myself o'clock

Jacek: I am dad inside.

Phyllis: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Yitzhak: I hate you.

Tommy: I can’t believe we’re locked together in this room

Luther: can we talk? One ten to another.

Just once, I'd like a childhood memory I don't have to repress.

Hedwig: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Hedwig: there are dozens of straight people in the world...maybe even hundreds.