Incorrect Gravity Falls Quotes

Mabel: “Grunkle Stan, you would be a great YouTuber.”

Mabel: “What do you call a person with poor hearing?”

Dipper: “I need advice.”

Wendy: “Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking.”

Mabel: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”

Stan: “The eagles won last night.”

Robbie: “I love this picture of all of us. We were so happy.”

Dipper: “What if mayonnaise came in cans?”

“They don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing!”

“I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

Mabel: “That’s a pretty rock.”

“I don’t like little flying bugs… because they’re little and can fly, and I don’t like that they can do that.”

“I’m not an Aries. I’m just a raging bitch.”

Stan: “All right, Dipper, that's it, you're grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn't raise you to be such a nerd!”

Dipper: “If Mabel and I were drowning, who would you save?”

Mabel: “It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!”

Stan: “There's no ‘I’ in team, but there is one in pizza.”