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Well, this is embarrassing...
Probably should have put this up before just disappearing for several weeks but here it is;
The blog isn't dead but it will be going on a long hiatus as I need to take a break for the sake of my education.
After that, it'll be more silly quotes every other day.
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Krystal: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Neil: Isn't that just killing people?
Krystal: Ah, technicality.
Neil, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Arch, sarcastically: Heaven.
Neil: Oh.
Neil: Didn't think you'd be here.
Fred: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Sally, as a teenager: Two have both parents.
Asha: This is a mistake.
Lillian, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Asha: But not today.
Lillian, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
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*Fred and Krystal skipping stones on lake*
Fred: "It’s such a beautiful evening."
Krystal, whispering: "Take that you fucking lake."
Krystal: "Fred, can you buy this for me?"
Fred: "O-of course!"
Amy: "He- you can't just pay for her!"
Krystal: "Of course he can, I'm his wife! He can pay for me whenever he wants!"
Amy: "Not when we're playing monopoly!"
Amy: Bubba was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Bubba: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Amy: Bubba, you ate a chair.
Arch: What are your goals?
Alfred: To pet all the dogs.
Arch: No, fitness goals.
Alfred: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Fred: You know what? Forget it, I’m not even shocked anymore.
Amy: Oh that’s no fun.
Fred: This has become the norm for you two.
Bubba: We’ll have to try harder next time.
Fred: Please don’t.
Amy: I feel like we’ve been issued a challenge.
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Fred: "Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl."
Krystal: "Okay."
Fred: "And make out during the scary parts."
Krystal: "Th-"
Krystal: "The scary parts."
Krystal: "Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl."
Fred: You know, not every problem can be solved with a guns.
Krystal: That's why I carry two guns.
Fred: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Deborah: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Krystal: In that case, we're definitely lost.
*Bubba and Amy sitting in jail together*
Amy: So, who should we call?
Bubba: I’d call Gideon but I feel safer in jail.
Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
- Frederick Frankford Fletcher
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Fred: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Bubba: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Krystal: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Bubba: Good thinking.
Fred teaching Albert how to drive
Fred: "Okay, you're driving and Arch and Neil walk into the road. What do you hit?"
Albert: "Arch, of course. I would never hit Neil."
Fred: "..."
Fred: "The brakes, Albert. You hit the brakes."