Doom characters certainly said that!

Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: Please respect my privacy during this time. Nothing happened I just don’t want to talk to anybody.

Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Hayden: Slayer do you think I’ve been a dick to everybody? Doomguy: Hayden: I need you to answer me, please. Please tell me I’m a good person. Please, deep down, just tell me I’m a good person. Doomguy: [slowly turns his head to face Hayden] Doomguy: Bitch. Doomguy: You have been so fuckin rude. To everyone. All the time.

Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: [staring pensively out a window] Vega: He’s so handsome… I wonder what he’s thinking about… Doomguy, internally: Wed-nes-day….. Whensday?…… Wendesday?…..

Submitted by @punk-cake-infinity - Thank you! Vega: what are you doing? Samuel, standing on the sofa: I practically live here you know. I can stand wherever I want. Vega: Samuel : Vega : Vega: where's the spider? Samuel : under the table

Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Vega: I like when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms Doomguy: [looks down and realizes he only has two arms] FUCK

Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Hayden: I want to change the world! Doomguy: For the better? Hayden: Doomguy: Hayden? Doomguy: Answer me, Hayden!

Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Vega, checking the kitchen: Is something burning? Doomguy, leaning against the counter seductively: Just my desire for you Vega: The toaster is on fire

Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Vega Hayden: What? Not everyone likes Vega Doomguy: Who doesn’t? Hayden: Well- Doomguy: Names, now. Give me their names