Welcome To The Literature Club

Player: You know what I've learned about girls?

MC: What?

Player: Nothing.

Natsuki: Look, I didn't hit a police car!  And if you tell anyone I did, I'm gonna deny it!

Monika: There's black and white on your car, Natsuki.

MC, putting on sunglasses: Mamma Mia,

MC: *cocks shotgun*

Sayori: *Blushes*

Natsuki: "Yuri, if I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe!"

Waitress: How many people in your party?

Sayori: Well, the question isn't how many people are in my party, but how much party is in my people.  I'm just one people, but I've got a whole lot of party!  I've got more party in this people than all the people in this place of party!  WOOOO!!

Waitress (to Natsuki): How many people in your party?

Sayori: I spied on this club, see?  They were terrible!  No one would ever join them!  There was one guy who looked like he didn't have a clue what was going, and a tall girl who always had her face buried in a book, and another one with pink hair who sat in the corner reading manga, and...

Yuri: You mind if I smoke?

Monika: You don't look like you're having very much fun, Yuri.

Yuri: Oh, I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to and not dance.  Sometimes I'll even think about dancing, and then not dance.  And if I'm feeling REALLY crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not dancing.

Sayori: We have a minute left.  Hey, Monika!  Play The Minute Waltz!

Monika: I only know half of it.

Natsuki: Gosh Yuri has so many wounds.

Sayori: I wonder who-

Sayori: Helping Natsuki look for her cupcake I ate an hour ago.