Eat the yeast

Joseph: Mistyped it as "het lag" so now we have a term for when you grow up thinking you're straight.

Damien: My reasons for doing things? Well, one is spite. Two, the aesthetic, and... yeah that’s pretty much it.

Brian: If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side I am on.

Dadsona: Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Robert: I'm gay, what do you think I'm gonna do? Confront my feelings? You're hilarious, sit the fuck down.

Brian: Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult? Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.

Robert: All I’ve had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.

Amanda: My mind says college but my hearts says isolated sheep herder in Iceland.

Dadsona: Joseph, I think that you are amazing, and I mean that in a completely platonic--unless you don’t want it to be platonic because I could make that happen right now--sort of way.

Robert: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's already shouting "what the fuck, that's illegal" or "you can't do that". Let me talk, dear god.

Matt: I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco.