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Baz: You mean thristy??
Simon: Water hungry

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Simon: Do you ever get water hungry?
Baz: You mean thristy??
Simon: Water hungry

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Simon: It’s just so scary, you know?
Penny: What is? Life?
Simon, who was imagining an octopus holding 8 swords: Uh yeah... life.
Baz: I want to show you a picture that really upset me last night.
Simon: Okay, but in my defense, Shepard bet me 10 dollars that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Baz: That’s not what I -
Baz:
Baz: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?
Simon: In my defense-
Simon: You know how people pour maple syrup into their waffles?
Baz: Yes?
Simon: Hear me out: coffee
Shepard: Hey can you hold this?
Penny: Yeah!
Penny: …This is just your hand
Shepard: Yeah :)
Penny: :)

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Simon: Here you are Baz, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Baz: Oh, it’s cold.
Simon: A nice cup of coffee.
Baz: It’s horrible!
Simon: A cup of coffee.
Baz: I’m not even sure it is coffee.
Simon: A cup.
Baz: That’s a mug
Simon: *rolls over in bed and knees Baz in the ribs*
Baz: Ow! You kneed me.
Simon: *sleepily* Yeah, I do need you
Baz: *voice cracking* Okay
Simon: So what’s for dinner?
Baz, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
Baz: And takeout
Simon: Do you support gay rights?
Baz: I am gay
Simon: He’s dodging the question
A cop: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Shepard: Shit…
Simon: Wait, did you say “three people”?
Cop: Yes, three?
Penny: OH MY GOD! BAZ FELL OFF!

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Simon: What if the ‘g’ in 'gif’ is silent?
Baz: Go away.
Simon: What gif I don’t want to?
Baz:
Simon: I hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if I know
Simon: "What's going on in that head of yours?" nothing I want to be a part of
Simon: Go big or go home
Agatha, tears in her eyes: I am begging you, Simon, go home. Please. Just this once, go home.
Simon *whispering*: I’m going big
Penny: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Simon: Getting rid of the rust, duh.
Penny: That’s not HOW IT WORKS.
Simon: I’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where you’re getting your facts from.
Simon: I have an idea.
Penny: A good one?
Simon: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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Baz: I am this close to falling in love with Simon
Dev: Your fingers are touching
Baz, in tears: Yes they are
Penny: Why- what were you thinking?
Simon: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Baz: You released. Ostriches.