Hermes ;)

Ghost: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.  Soap: Wow. They sound stupid.  Ghost: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.  Soap: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”  Ghost: I guess you’re right. Hey Soap, I love you.  Soap: See! Just say that!  Ghost: Holy fucking shit.  Soap: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ghost, but they're too dumb for you.  Ghost: Soap.

Soap: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.  Roach: I’m “a couple of things”.  Ghost: I’m “got distracted”.

Horangi: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.  König : What- how?  Horangi: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

Soap: Why is there blood everywhere?  Ghost: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.  Soap: You stabbed someone?!  Ghost: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Horangi : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...  König : Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Ghost: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.  Soap : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*  Ghost: That one. I want that one.

Horangi: The Ocean is a soup.  König : König : Do elaborate.  Horangi: What are needed for something to be a soup?  König : Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.  Horangi: *Tilts head*  König : The Ocean is a Soup.  Horangi: The Ocean is a Soup.

Soap: I love you.  Ghost: How many people have you said that to?  Soap: Everyone.  Ghost: What?  Soap: I told everyone that I love you.

Soap: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*  Ghost : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?  Soap: I—  Soap: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Soap: Tell me a little about yourself.  Ghost: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Price: Gaz, can you help me? All of my clothes disappearing for some reason.  Gaz, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

König: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Horangi !  Horangi : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.