Incorrect "The Tale of the Traitor" Quotes

Jiri: If I had a ketna for every time I threatened to torture someone only for them to react with flirting, I'd had two ketna. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Fen: This is a safety pin. *Cuts off end.* Fen: It is now a danger pin.

Telnu, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Delslit: Eshha's in the kitchen.

Sev: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be.

Sev: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

Jiri: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

Telnu: I can't take this anymore, somebody needs to take me out. Delslit: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Telnu: I don't know, surprise me.

Jiri, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Sev: My hands are cold. Jiri: Here, let me hold them. Sev: My lips are cold too. Jiri: *covers Sev's mouth with her hand*

Delslit: I like your top, Telnu. Eshha: I have a name, you know. Telnu: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

Xiloscantun: When you said "magic in bed", I wasn't expecting this... Mariti: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Xiloscantun: Holy-

Rill: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Linra: The afterlife, I guess.

Sev: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Iusta: Which one? I can't do both.

Delslit: I just wanted to say that, over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.

Delslit: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Telnu: What if it bites me and it dies? Delslit: Then you're poisonous. Eshha: What if it bites itself and I die? Delslit: That's voodoo. Jiri: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Delslit: That's correlation, not causation. Sev: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Delslit: That's kinky.

Jiri: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Eshha: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Eshha: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Telnu: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Eshha: But you're always acting stupid? Telnu: ... Telnu: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.