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Max: Hi welcome to applebees, would you like apples or bees?

David: b-bees?

Max: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! David: w-wait-

Nikki: *walks in shaking a jar full of bees*

David: WAIT-

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Gwen: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains.

Gwen: A ray of hope for the kids at camp.

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David: Going to Plan B?

Cameron: Technically, that would be Plan G.

Max: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Cameron: Yeah, but David dies in Plan M.

Max: I like Plan M.

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Gwen: Uh, haha, hey Max, where ya been?

Max: You left me at a goddamn McDonald's! I wasn't loving it!

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Harrison: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?

Nerris: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Max: You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character.

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Harrison: You're ugly.

Preston: Why must you attack me with words?

Harrison: Do you want me to use rocks?

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David: You didn't have a happy childhood?

Nurf: My favorite toy was a knife. You finish the puzzle.

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Max: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Daniel: well, if it isn't David

David: but it is me

Daniel: no, it's an expression-

David: your evil tricks won't work on me

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Preston: That’s okay. I take criticism really well.

Harrison: … No you don’t.

Preston: What’s that supposed to mean?!

Nerris: Just… that you don’t take criticism very well.

Preston: WHY DON’T YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE FACE?!

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Max, to David: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'll go first: I hate you.

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Cameron: These days, everyone is too worried about hurting someone's feelings. When I was young, there were no feelings!

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Daniel: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Nurf: I don't get mad, I get stabby.

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Gwen: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.

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Preston: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Nerris: Well what the hell do you do?

Preston: I die? What the fuck kinda question-

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