Incorrect Buffy

Cordelia: I think I would make a good cult leader. In fact, I could do it professionally.

Angel: You call it manipulative behaviour, I call it diplomatic problem-solving.

Anya: I don’t like monkeys. They scare me. I don’t like that they have little fingers and fur. It just seems wrong.

Angel: I do like a good bit of psychological warfare. You know, as a hobby.

Drusilla: Not all men? Not all thirteenth century rats, and yet…

Cordelia: So-crates! The philosopher! He made a living out of telling people they were stupid! Why can’t I do that?

Xander: If you want to be almost not lying, you can write ‘18’ on a piece of paper and stick it in your hair so that most of you is ‘under 18’

Spike: He looks too boring for tattoos. I also feel he lacks pain tolerance. Just based on vibes.

Buffy: I know who Mick Jagger is. He was referenced in at least 3 Ke$ha songs.

Drusilla: I've taken to responding to everything Darla says with "as the prophecy foretold". It brings me joy.

Giles: It was like you slapped me in the face with a fish, twice. Dear god, why?

Buffy: I figured out that meditation is just daydreaming but about sensory input and now I know how to meditate. It's like taking a nap without the commitment.

Cordelia: We don’t believe in looking down on ourselves on this house. Only other people.

Xander: He is on steroids! I love being right.

Giles: Told a kid I couldn't tell half of what he was saying because he was talking in a monotone and I was listening to black sabbath. he asked me. What black sabbath is. And told me it sounded bad. Phillistine.

Spike: I just want to fight everybody, and if they’re better than me, I just need to fight them extra times until I win.

Spike: I’m too busy simping to get things done.