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Alexei and Yelena grumbling in unison:[covered in ink] Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

Melina: *snatching paper* it stands for arson and murder.

Natasha to Yelena: Why did you let her watch cartoons

Melina: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close

Natasha: you asked if she was single and cried when she said she wasn’t

Alexei , doing a buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: porn

Melina: [nudges one with her toe] Honestly, not much.

Melina: Sometimes, I have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think: hmm, better not.

-Melina

Yelena: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

Alexei: no to all of those! just ask me to lean down!

Alexie: I think that’s called a threat.

Alexie: Not when you're playing with Melina it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."