Melina: [watching the news] these two idiots tried to fight a squid.
Alexei and Yelena grumbling in unison:[covered in ink] Well maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Melina: [watching the news] these two idiots tried to fight a squid.
Alexei and Yelena grumbling in unison:[covered in ink] Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Dreykov: Be honest, do you like Alexei?
Melina: No, what gave you that idea?
Dreykov: *holds up lab report with A+M written all over it*
Melina: *snatching paper* it stands for arson and murder.
Melina: I don't get it. dora calls herself an explorer, but she travels exclusively through mapped territories.
Natasha to Yelena: Why did you let her watch cartoons
Alexei: Are you getting enough sleep?
Melina: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close
Alexei: I wasn’t that drunk last night
Yelena: you were flirting with Melina
Alexei: so? she’s my wife
Natasha: you asked if she was single and cried when she said she wasn’t

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Melina: what are you looking at?
Alexei , doing a buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: porn
Alexei: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE ?
Melina: [nudges one with her toe] Honestly, not much.
Alexei: I have a feeling we should kiss
Melina: Sometimes, I have a feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think: hmm, better not.
“If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.”
-Melina
Natasha: Be careful. Don’t die.
Yelena: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

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Melina: my fake husband is too tall for me to kiss. What should I do?
Natasha: punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Antonia: tackle him!
Dreykov: dump him.
Yelena: kick him in the shin.
Alexei: no to all of those! just ask me to lean down!
Yelena: Here’s the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Alexie: I think that’s called a threat.
Alexie: We’re playing scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Natasha: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Alexie: Not when you're playing with Melina it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."