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Ben: It all started when I was 10...
Kevin: No, I meant-
Gwen: Let him finish.
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Kevin: Ben, we've been knocking on your door for ages. Open up.
Ben: It all started when I was 10...
Kevin: No, I meant-
Gwen: Let him finish.

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Highbreed Commander: (Says or does anything)
Ben: Okay, boomer.
Highbreed Commander: You may have delayed my plans this time, Tennyson, but you won't be around - OH FUCK!
Ben, charging at the Highbreed Commander as he strums a guitar: YOU'RE A BITCH YOU'RE A BITCH YOU'RE A BITCH
Some asshat: How fire-resistant would you consider yourself to be?
Ben: Hold on I'll test it
(several seconds later)
Ben, running back right after transforming into Heatblast: NOT VERY
Something: *falls*
Ben: If that was an alien, you need to chill. If that was gravity, you also need to chill.

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*Kevin trying to strangle Argit behind counter*
Ben: ...Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
Okay kids, before we start class hand over all your teeth.
Argit
Ben: At my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Ben 10 theme song is playing in the background.
Ben: Nevermind, my mom says I can't do that.
Okay, so basically: I'm baby.
Ben
[Team 10 is being held prisoner. Ben is unconscious and mumbling about something.]
Gwen: Poor Ben. What'd they dose him with? Sodium pentathol?
Kevin: Solid food and water. His body's spend years wrestling nutrients out of smoothies and chili fries. I expect he thinks he's been poisoned.

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Ben: My sense of humor is obviously at its peak.
Ben: Someone whispered "pee pee hole" to me, and I screeched and had trouble breathing for five minutes.
*Albedo gets cartoonishly squashed like a pancake*
Albedo: If this happened to a cartoon character, they would just say "AIEEEE" or "YAAAGH" and then resume their shape... I, on the other hand, am experiencing pain like you wouldn't believe.
Hello there... kids... and welcome back to the Internet. I'm Steve Jobs' ghost and you're watching the Philip DeFranco Show.
Gwen
Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19.
Ben
Morningstar: I was voted seventh-grade class president and you don't get that without being charming.
Kevin: This isn't middle school. This is life or death!
Morningstar: Have you been to middle school?

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Ben: GRANDPA THE CEILINGS ARE COLLAPSING!
Grandpa Max: Ben, you're on the TV stand.
Ben: AAAHHHHH-
Ben: Dude, what if giraffes could play lacrosse?
Kevin: That's pretty silly.
Gwen: Guys, it's four o'clock in the morning shut the fuck up-