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Alice: Through his fourth and fifth ribs.

Billy: No, I mean how do I romance a man.

Jen: Several traffic violations.

Lilia: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Alice: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Agatha, Wanda’s ex… best friend: Ooo, now that’s what I call a MILF! 😏

Jen: Don’t tell us what you think it stands for-

Agatha, sarcastically: My Interesting Lady Friend

Alice: It’s like Minecraft.

Billy: It’s giving Roblox.

Alice: In what, karate?

Agatha: Excuse me, there’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

Billy: No, you’re not. Or you wouldn’t be so unhappy.

Agatha: …..

Alice: So come on then Rio, what’s happening? And what have you got this new knife for?

Rio: Because I’m in terrible danger.

Alice: But, you could easily hurt someone!

Agatha (from Lilia) - a pack of batteries, one of those hand crank flashlights, and a generator (a joke gift because of Agatha’s quest for “power”)

Alice (from Billy) - some cozy Animal Crossing style games to chill out with when life gets too hectic and/or when she can’t go out to do the activities she wants for whatever reason (Alice and Billy sometimes play together on such games too, such as having a multiplayer Stardew Valley save, visiting each other’s towns/islands in Animal Crossing, and hanging out together in Disney Dreamlight Valley)

Billy (from Agatha) - Tommy’s green jacket that somehow ended up in her house during the events of the Hex (no one knows why it didn’t disappear with everything else and Agatha claims she only gave it to Billy because she’s trying to clean up her house)

Jen (from Rio) - some rare potions ingredients Jen wanted that she’s randomly mentioned in conversations (Rio, being the Green Witch, was easily able to find such plants, herbs, and other sorts of things that few mortals would be able to acquire)

Lilia (from Jen) - a watch that not only tells the hour and minutes, but the day, month, and year so when Lilia gets stuck in the future she can get her bearings faster by knowing when she is (while it doesn’t help when she gets stuck in the past since she didn’t have the watch then, it still gives Lilia some peace of mind that she can navigate the future a little easier now and is very touched that Jen found such a thoughtful gift)

Rio (from Alice) - a DVD of Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever since the actress who voices Grumpy Cat in the movie looks and sounds an awful lot like Rio and the rest of The Coven teases her about it to no end (Rio pretends to be annoyed, but actually loves being associated with Grumpy Cat as she finds the meme hilarious)

Bonus:

Agatha: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Alice: I think you play by your own rules.

Lilia: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.

Jen: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Agatha: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Rio is a loose cannon.

Agatha: Mistlefoe™️

Billy: Depressed?

Alice: Drained?

Lilia: Demoralized?

Agatha: Disliked?