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Joe: Yo, dumbass, get over here.

Joe, passing his phone to Sanford: I'm passing the phone to someone, who, if I had to choose between hanging out with him and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

Joe: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted adult that stands before you today.

Joe: It doesn’t have a bone.

Sanford: Holy shit, did this really happen?

Todd: I found Joe, he was sleeping during class.

Joe: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Joe: You know those things will kill you, right?

Joe: Well, yeah, I hate you.

Joe: Just passed by the college security guard watching Naruto on his phone.

Todd: There’s an exposed wire above the bathtub as well.

Del: Why can’t we all just get along?

Del: That was so hot, Joe.

Sanford: How long do you think it’ll be until Joe finally snaps and murders someone?