my soft hands rotted

you cant teach an old jeff a new the killer

god forbid a girl is a bit annoying and pessimistic and grumpy

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

I just hope we don’t have betraying ourselves for nothing in 2026

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

LADIES ladies please ladies PLEASE oh god oh oh oh god ladies help