Incoming Fender Bender

STOP SIMPING OVER RONALD MCDONALD PLEASE I CANT HANDLE IT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❌❌❌❌❌🤚🤚🤚🤚👎👎👎👎👎⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️🚫🚫🚫🚫

I feel like pro-life is way to forgiving of a term, it should be something like pro-patriarchy or pro-theocracy or pro-let’s turn women into baby making objects. Just to keep things accurate, y’know?

I’m done with my normal person arc. Im going to be a bitch and voice my opinions until I get doxxed.

I feel like pigs would be the type of animal that you think you know about because they are basic mfs and then someone out of the blue goes “they’re are actually semi-aquatic! 👆🤓” Like if course they are😒

When you type such a grotesquely hyper-specific made-up slang word to a hyper-specific fandom to a hyper-specific group of people on a hyper-specific platform about a hyper-specific character from a hyper-specific AU that you ascend to another astral plane of understanding that breaches baseline human intelligence and you finally understand why society locks “crazy people” in asylums for what they say

Let me explain this in a language you understand *fucking beats the shit out of you*

Literally wtf is wrong with broccoli. Why the hell is it like that.

How far out in the family tree does incest become mutually agreed as not-okay

Literally can not look at women for too long because I might scare them off with my growing barking and growling autistically at them

Hey I know you’ve been having a tough time lately with that homicide charge and all, but I wanted to let you kno- *room turns into slugs*

Hungry little animals love me, park service employees hate me

Normalize barking at pretty men until they get scared and scamper off like little squirrels

My toxic trait is that whenever I see a pretty man I start barking and foaming at the mouth

The government should give out crack

Fuck this we need to just start saying people aren’t guilty when we get jury duty. “Here is seven different tapes of the defendant running several red lights and then murdering a family of three, we also have their taped confession” really? Don’t care. Not guilty. We need to help each other out more. Let’s see just how far we can push this democracy.