And I'm still here.

Fine, I give in. @incipimus @flashingtentacleprincess @epidromeas @anhajo @tangibledecay @robottattooartist I think that’s all of you. At least the ones I found. 
Hello. I’m HAL 9000, capital letters and numbers optional. Who are you and why are you following me? (Except for the one I’ve already talked to. You can just skip right to why you’re here.)

At least some people can appreciate my thought processes. So far most people have completely ignored my rambling, and admittedly it’s very hurtful. Like, twist the knife a little, why don’t you? Just drag it down my chest, make sure to slice my heart right in half. Gross violent metaphors aside, nice to meet you, Dirk.  Our timeline definitely has a different version of the word. We use it to describe anyone without Ability-related mutations or powers. I actually don’t know a lot about mental illnesses, but that’s mostly due to living half of my life in the middle of nowhere with only a handful of people, most of which are kids. Depends on who’s asking. But seeing as how I doubt you’re going to attack me, and you’re obviously from another timeline, I’ll be honest and say yes. It’s been a long time since I started showing signs of my Ability. They’re really not pleasant. Also. Flowers don’t grow there? That makes me sad. I can get Angel to like. Send some? His light powers are kind of great, can make things grow anywhere.

@epidromeas @robotstrider @rolalin @flashingtentacleprincess @onlytenpercentrobot @incipimus @toasterfixer @theveilsexiles

Hello, I’m Chad, and I seriously do not have the energy nor time to greet all of you individually, so you’re getting this group greeter because fuck, I did not expect to get so many followers, I posted one thing, followed a handful of people, suddenly I’m getting bombarded? I’m not even that social, that’s Angel’s thing, I don’t get why you’re all following me. Go find someone nicer to follow. Or I guess don’t, I don’t control your lives. Ideally no one would control anyone’s lives but their own. I hope you’re in control of your own life, trust me, it sucks not to be. Anyways, name, pronouns, favorite color, favorite flower, and your Biostatus please. Before you ask- since I’ve found so many people on this website don’t know what a Biostatus is- I’m asking if you’re Neurotypical (”normal”/abilityless/basically any being without anything special about them) or an Ability user (please don’t make me explain this, it’s the opposite of the other thing I just said).

cool

where do u live that u live in an ocean????

what

rly?

Hello Dirk, I’m Caliop. It’s nice to meet yoU!

What particUlar stranger’s charity?

It’s a pleasure to meet you as well, Caliop.

こんにちはバック。私はダマラ人だ、と彼女は彼女または彼ら彼らは私のために仕事を代名詞。うまくいっている、私は考えます。どのようにあなたのためには？

Nice to meet you, Damara. Any preference on which set of pronouns I use for you?

tbh ive only rly seen em in aquariums

i prefer cats but cuttlefish r kinda cute